The Program
Basic Circular Logic for Political Programmers
February 17, 2024
Dem: Why do you support former president Trump?
Rep: Don’t call him that.
Dem: Call him what?
Rep: Former President Trump.
Dem: But he is the former president. He served one term and was replaced by President Biden.
Rep: Yea, that’s what you think.
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Dem: Well, it’s not just what I think. It is true. Who do you think is president?
Rep: It’s Obama and the deep state.
Dem: Can you prove that Biden did not win the election?
Rep: We can prove he stole the election. Look at all the people who voted for him.
Dem: You’ve failed in over 60 court cases to prove the election was stolen.
Rep: That proof is coming.
Dem: Is it coming after Trump releases his tax records, or gets Mexico to pay for his big beautiful wall, or give tax breaks to the middle class and poor, or solves the immigration problem, or replaces Obamacare?
Rep: He already did all that.
Dem: When?
Rep: He did all that but the media won’t let you know about it.
Dem: Like they won’t let us know Obama is actually the president?
Rep: Yes. The corrupt media is in charge of everything.
Dem: I thought you said Obama and the deep state is in charge of everything.
Rep: What’s wrong with you? The media is part of the deep state!
Dem: So when the media reports on all the indictments and trials Trump is involved with, they’re just making all that up?
Rep: The media, the deep state, Obama, and Biden are making up all those charges to stop Trump from running. It’s election interference.
Dem: They made up that he raped Jean E. Caroll?
Rep: Yep.
Dem: But he was convicted of doing that by a jury. What makes you think he didn’t do it?
Rep: She’s not his type.
Dem: But when he said he grabbed women by the who-ha, you didn’t believe that?
Rep: That was just locker room talk.
Dem: He just lost a huge case for fraud and has to pay over $355 million to the state of New York for decades of past fraudulent behavior. Do you believe that?
Rep: They wouldn’t let him have a jury. No one would have convicted him if real people were judging him.
Dem: But you don’t believe he committed that fraud?
Rep: No.
Dem: Why?
Rep: Because it was all fabricated as part of Biden’s attempt at election interference.
Dem: You know, Trump’s legal problems were out there before he ran. He could have cleared his name before he declared he would run for office.
Rep: He had to run because he’s fighting for us.
Dem: So, you want someone who’s been found liable for raping a woman, has been indicted 91 times, has already lost hugely expensive civil cases against him, and is facing multiple trials for criminal conduct… you want him to be your president?
Rep: Yep.
Dem: Why?
Rep: Because he’s been chosen by God to lead this country.
Dem: But he was already the leader of this country and failed.
Rep: That’s what you believe because that’s what Obama, Biden, and the deep state want you to believe.
Dem: So when he said he wanted to be a dictator, did you believe that?
Rep: Of course not!
Dem: Why?
Rep: Because he was joking!
Dem: Like he was joking when he called veterans losers, people from Mexico rapists and murderers, said some immigrants are from shithole countries, wanted to separate children from their parents, condoned the murder of a journalist, and says his political opponents should be shot?
Rep: Yes. You have to separate the man from his policies! He’s been chosen by God, so you can’t question what God has planned. Just wait and you’ll see how God will use Trump!
Dem: So let me get this straight… you want former president Trump to be president again… even though he proved to be a terrible president and a criminal because God wants this for our country?
Rep: Don’t call him that.
Dem: What?
Rep: Former President Trump.
Dem: But he is the former president. He served one term and was replaced by President Biden.
Rep: Yea, that’s what you think…
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